The Official TOR Quotebook

<Moonset> 'Princess, you're so.. strong..' Jim cooed in his deep, gravelly voice. 'Perhaps you could.. you know.' He smiled, his scars standing stark white against his flushed skin. Arashi giggled. 'Of course, Jim-san~,' she tittered as she picked him up and carried him into the sunset.

[02:08] <Space-Bird> Jim Foster's sweat dripped from his furrowed red brow, as Gravlas's reptilian gaze pierced the salty drops "..Tell me more about humanity.." The lizard man growled in his ancient voice, scales glimmering in the-...GOD I can't..
[02:08] * Space-Bird abandons ship
[02:08] * AnimuHero laughs

<+Dulkor> {De Sombra} *gets busted making out with Eva in the hallway while Kevin's wandering around*
<+Hydra> <Kevin Sommerfeld> *Saw nothing, keeps moving*
<@Friend> <Major Vesper Benjamin> guys we haven't gotten to ilos yet
<@Friend> <Major Vesper Benjamin> stop that

<Dulkor> {De Sombra} *working on Paragon points, sorry*
<Friend> 'I'm Calculator de Sombra and -this- is my favorite comet in the Solar System.'

<+Dulkor> Cats aren't actually alive anyway
[14:56] <+Dulkor> they're just husks inhabited by unquiet spirits of stink and hunger

<Moonset> *Jim helped her up, his calloused hands on her delicate shoulders. "I've been thinking," he grimmed, his scarred brow furrowing, "That it would be beneficial if we interfaced." Athena smirked, drunk on wine and the manly scent of grim musk, and purred in response, "011010010~..."
[19:45] <+Exterminatus> <Hydra> [23:41] <Friend> Don't forget gratuitous uses of hard drive, touchpad and thumb drive
[19:45] <+Exterminatus> <Hydra> [23:41] <Moonset> whoops :>
[19:45] <+Exterminatus> <Hydra> [23:41] <Azriel> Don't even-ARGH DAMNIT YOU KAY

] <@Friend> <Owen> Doctor, I need me medicines, I do, I do. <Chesty> *takes a sip from a 40 ounce and goes back to the greet the sun position*

] <@Friend> <Owen> Doctor, I need me medicines, I do, I do. <Chesty> *takes a sip from a 40 ounce and goes back to the greet the sun position*

<kweli's kewl blog 3150: Bling in the New Year> 'sup boners: just giving 17 year old girls a sip of space beer. it's foster's brand, lols' <Jim> ZEEEEUUU- *passes out and wakes up three days later in medbay with a head bandage from a cerebral grimorrhage

[17:00] <Hydra> 3 months from now: <me> Hey can we get some resolution on this? <You> Um, sorry, computer is busted. <me> ...But you're online... <you> SILENCE!
[17:01] <Moonset> <Me> SHHHH, I'm in the middle of a mission in my Digimon x My Little Pony crossover channel
[17:01] <Hydra> D:
[17:02] <Moonset> only it's all hardcore porn
[17:02] <Moonset> DOUBLE PENETRATION UNI-HORN ATTACK
[17:02] * Moonset slinks off

<@Friend> <Endicott> *shows up at Athena's quarters with some WD40 and an Al Green record* j'mapelle le sexspeaker

[22:53] <Friend> <Jim> I never knew there was a spa. <Vesper> There is now. <Jim> *looks over and sees the spa* Yay! What's inside? <Vesper> Rainbow showers and candy drop soak tubs. <Jim> And a girlfriend for me? <Vesper> I'm only part magical negro, Mister Foster. Not a miracleworker.

xach said this would be the end boss of the channel 12:51 CrashinBill 12:52 Hydra|Work So Kweli has his skin darkened in a misguided attempt to further troll Jim? 12:52 CrashinBill hahaha 12:53 CrashinBill <Jim> Um, I'm not prejudiced like that yo. 12:53 CrashinBill Nah, I figure that's veronica's ex-boyfriend who goes to steal her back and the crew has to rescue her from his heavily sampled fortress. 12:55 Hydra|Work <Kweli> Sorry to interrupt, and I'mma let you finish, but Big O was the best mecha anime of all time! <Jim> *GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM* >:[

[01:48] <+Exacerangutan> "My, Captain," crooned the Major, yearningly proofchecking his Schedule B, "you've certainly consolidated my interest."

[23:01] <+Hydra> <Kevin Sommerfeld> *Drills him with a haymaker, even in the armor probably breaks his jaw.*
[23:01] <goog> ...ow
[23:01] <goog> kevin is brutal
[23:01] <+Hydra> He's pissed.
[23:01] <+Exacerangutan> <Arashi> "...r..rgh.... STOP it!" *tense. crackles with an arc or two of reddish plasma.*
[23:01] <+Exterminatus> <Jim Foster> *bleeds as his helmet makes a crunching noise*
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[23:02] <Bionic_Moose> <<Matches Mahoney>> Holding her chest as she steps out of cover, starting to pant a bit "KEVIN, YOU FUCKTARD!"
[23:02] <ExpositionFairy> ...oops, he hit Xach.

[20:27] <Moonset> omg
[20:27] <Moonset> just once
[20:27] <Moonset> I wish he'd play Baby Got Back.. something.. ANYTHING
[20:28] <Hydra> He's definitely more a breast man
[20:28] <Moonset> the melodic stylings of "Ass n' Titties," artfully arranged and presented by James Foster
[20:29] <malpt> .... hahahahahahaha

[16:16] <+Billwork> WHat's wrong with fishloaf?

15:43 Azriel What if you took a shower and turned the lights off, things were fine, and when you turn them back on, Xach is in the shower with you.
15:43 Space-Bird then it'd be awkward
15:43 xach-brb heather that's a hell I wish upon no person
15:44 kuskus lol
15:44 Space-Bird "So uh.."
15:44 Hydra|Work rofl
15:44 Space-Bird ".....did you see treme?"
15:44 Space-Bird "...yeah..it's ok. I guess."
15:44 xach-brb "...Glee was good this week."

<irte> 06<12{02 Awiita 12}06> *glancing at Kaijo while sipping her cosmo.... looking back between he and fran* .o( Well if it looks like a dick, smells like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably the devil. ... Wait, how does that go again?) *totally lost in her own tangential world of thought*
<Exacerangutan> ...
<Azriel> rofl
<Exacerangutan> ............

<Space-Bird> you know
<Space-Bird> our crew could save bunnies
<Space-Bird> and Jim would find a way to grim over it
<Moonset> 'Think of all the bunnies we DIDN'T save.' *pours out a ginger beer, hanging his head* -- Jim Foster

<@Space-Bird> <Lute Reinhardt> who are you calling asexual
<+Hydra> :|Jason Frost|: Then what are you then?
<@Space-Bird> <Lute Reinhardt> langston marmalade, with my twin high powered sniper rifles, le freak and c'est chic

<Radical> <Faustlin> "Yeah, it's me kid. How are you doing?" *smiles weakly. Looks mostly the same. His hair seems a bit darker, he's got some stubble and his usual grin is subdued
<Space-Bird> *they don't seem to approach or anything
<Moonset> *the starlight shimmering off his sunglasses, his eyes dewy, lips supple as a jersey hot dog
<Space-Bird> roflamao
<Moonset> ...I don't know
<Moonset> «+Eva Navarro+» *looks really upset, but seems to be keeping it together for the moment*
<Radical> <Faustlin> Hebrew Nationals, sry

<Exacerangutan> <Celeste> Obv if you use Nazi technical research you like Nazis. Nasi-lover. >:[ <Jim> ...that doesn't- <Celeste> WHATEVER, HEINRICH JIMMLER.

[23:24] <+Hydra> You wouldn't believe the language that comes out of her mouth about guns.
[23:24] <+Azriel> Matt, stop putting words in Athena's mouth.
[23:25] <@Moonset> he'd put more than that in her mouth if he could
[23:25] * @Moonset dives out of a window
[23:25] <+Dulkor> {=Lynnea Antera=} Back off, mine!
[23:25] <+Bionic_Moose> What, so he can experience the feeling of putting a dick in a pencil sharpener?

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